So...
Mood:  chillin'
Hello.
Sooooo... Current issues? Hmmm.... Hmmm...
Okay... I'm not going to bash anyone. Here at the Astonisher Offices, we believe in staying so impartial-ish that people can't tell the difference between us and Switzerland. Like, people actually mistake us for the country all the time. They will come to the door and be like, "Can Switzerland come out to play?" And we will be like, "I think you have us mistaken for some other country, this is Astonisher country."
Anyways... Okay, Let's see... What's in the news today?
Oooh, day before yesterday the Airbus had it's first flight...Here's some stuff about it " Moments after emerging from the cockpit of the A380 after its successful first flight, chief test pilot Jacques Rosay said flying the world’s biggest passenger jet had been “like handling a bicycle.” "
I think this is pretty cool... Although it could have a downside... What is one of those suckers crashed?
Oops... My internet is dead... be right back...

Hello, I know you were all worried for that carriage return. On the edge of your seats... Biting your fingernails.
Back to what I was saying... If they crashed, which might not happen ever... But if it did... That's 500 passengers compared to like... 50? 100?
I don't know. I'm just hypothasizing...
Anyway... There... Your first taste of my witty news report.
Keep the comments comin' though, I have fragile confidence... -k