There are a myriad of things for our subscribers to do on this website, including reading the latest edition of the Springfield Astonisher, playing the newspaper trivia game, or even solving crossword puzzles!
OKAY! I have plans for a trivia game, and a crossword puzzle eventually, but for right now, you can read the current issue of the Springfield Astonisher as well as some of the back issues that you might find interesting.
There are many great things about the
World Wide Web, but one of the issues that plagues the surfers is that it's hard to read text on the computer screen, so, assuming that you know the password to the fortress of the mundane (archives...) you can save the PDF file of the Astonishing thing, and print it out on your home printer!Don't have a printer? for a limited time, we still are offering subscriptions over the outrageously wonderful, but slightly low-tech mail service that I like to call... "
The United Postal System." This may seem odd to all of y'all, but, really you can still use it, and so far, it has worked pretty well for our non-cyber subscribers, (I like that! It rhymes!)Still not convinced? WHAT? I told you everything already! Now, go away! No, I don't mean that, you are free to roam around this site as much as you please!
Don't I hear a THANK YOU?
Are you new to this site? It really is only set up for friends and family, so I'm afraid that you can't go everywhere on this site, but you may find our
STORY interesting.If not, we here at HQ apologize for wasting
your valuable time!
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